Ok, I added the Do not pass Go part, but the rest is true.
So, three of my four Monday classes, Two sections of basic newswriting and my Column Writing class, are off the hook for class attendance.
The column writers, however, do have an assignment due Tuesday at 8 a.m. They are going to be posting a column about their particular areas of specialty.
Unless I am actually empaneled on a jury, I should be able to read them in the courthouse via my ITouch and make comments from there.
Justice will be served.

Pauly Shore in Jury Duty